From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Moby - Alice
Monday, April 26, 2010
Bar Stool Review Of GREEN ZONE
Bar Stool Review Of MY OWN LOVE SONG
From the juiced-box but not the soundtrack: Renée Zellweger - This Land Is Your Land
[Press "Play" for an excerpt of the song from the film.]
Ramblings: My Own Song
Final Proof: 4 ShotsBar Stool Review Of ALICE IN WONDERLAND
[AllKHallism: Don't mean to get all responsible on you, i feel it only fair to point out to those of you new to the Bar None that, while i may be reviewing a child's film here, there is NOTHING appropriate for children in this Booze Revooze. Alice In Wonderland: PG. The Diary-a Of A Chronicle Drinker: NC-18. If you follow the link down the rabbit hole, you have only yourself to blame, sicko.]
Bar Stool Review Of CHLOE
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Great Lake Swimmers - Your Rocky Spine
Ramblings: Chloeeek
Final Proof: 2½ Shots
Bar Stool Review Of NINE
From the juiced-box (not) and the soundtrack: Female Ensemble - Overture Delle Donne
[Press 'Play' for the "La La" song. The lyrics: La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...]
Ramblings: Just Say Nein
Final Proof: 1½ Shots
You know how you get drunk with a momma's boy? He sits there simpering in the corner booth, whining about how great he is and how no one understands him except his mom. He's a genius and the more he tries to prove it the less convincing he is so he keeps drinking and that makes him more defensive until he starts freaking bawling right there and drooling long saliva strands into his mug while these hot girls strut around him and fall in love with him because he's a rich and famous tortured soul but he's too absorbed in his pathetic life to notice them and all you want to do is torture his ass for real. Of course the evening ends with a bar fight, when you drag his whiny butt outside and kick it up one side of the alley and down the other.
Bar Stool Review Of CRAZY HEART
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Ryan Bingham - The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)
Ramblings: Crazy Hurt
Final Proof: 4 Shots
Bar Stool Review Of SHUTTER ISLAND
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth
[Press 'Play' for something that's nowhere near rock, but will be the most beautiful thing you hear today]
Ramblings: Shudder Island
Final Proof: 4 Shots
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