Showing posts with label Anna Kendrick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anna Kendrick. Show all posts

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Bar Stool Review of UP IN THE AIR


Ramblings: Up In The Air Is Down To Earth
Final Proof: 3 1/2 Shots

You know how you get drunk in airport bars? It's not as old-school as train stations and less depressing than bus stations because the people you meet are more varied. For example you got your business people and it's hard not to look on them with a little envy as they skirt lines with VIP cards and sit down before you in seats better than yours to get comped drinks. They're the ones paying sky high prices in the bar because they're saving the receipts that're all gonna be reimbursed by their companies. But they pay for it in other ways like the families they leave behind to suck jet fumes, and smiles as cold and conditioned as the air they recycle when they're flying. Airport bars are designed to make you feel at home even when you know you're not and they're polished and professional but often full to the rim with humanity: talkative help cleaning the floors who address you like they know you, happy couples high on the idea of traveling together and those looking on with only one dry eye because they were once sitting in Business and now they're on Economy and even if they realize they're better off in some ways, they still need that next drink they can't afford but are ordering anyway. Airport bars are cool because of the contrast between the shallow depth of the decor and your closest strangers making it real. Up In The Air is kinda like that.


You want a metaphor? Up In The Air is the story of a man who's happy as hell drinking imported beer and thinks champagne is for wussies. Then he gets a taste of what he thinks is champagne and loves it. Until he finds out it wasn't champagne at all and so he wants to get a bottle for real but no one's there to give it to him and in the end he has to go back to beer.

i'm a big Jason Reitman fan. i thought Thank You For Smoking was cool as hell and even if i thought Juno was a tad overrated, i was with him all the way on that one. UITA didn't disappoint. It's funny and tender in all the right ways because it steers around the storm clouds of romantic-comedy and the turbulence of forced happy endings.

Another cool thing about UITA was how Reitman dealt with the subject of unemployment. In Ryan's (played masterfully by George Clooney) own words: "I work for [a] company that lends me out to pussies like Steve's boss who don't have the balls to sack their own employees." So yeah, Reitman coulda just chosen to use that as kinda a backdrop for the story but he chose to move it into the forefront by hiring real unemployed people who'd been laid off to recreate the moment they were fired. Very cool and very meaningful and a great idea because those 25 people add a lot of depth to the movie.

The normal actors do a decent job. George Clooney (Ryan Bingham) gives his character a lot of character and Vera Farmiga is believable as jet setter, Alex Goran. Anna Kendrick is getting a lot of attention for her role as young exec Natalie Keener and the girl is golden. It's nice to see her in a role that's more of a stretch than Kristen Stewart's high school friend in Twilight, and man can Anna stretch.

Basically, if you're tempted to see this, you pro'lly should. Up In The Air is a trip.

Before we get to the talent, here's a song from the soundtrack. i like it because, if you listen to the words, it makes sense for us drinkers: Sad Brad Smith - Help Yourself

Buzz Kills (Watch Out for Spoilers)

Sex: 2 shots

There's only one partially nude scene, and that's of Vera Farmiga's body double who's got a nice butt. i knew right away it was a body double, ask Brandi Alexandra, because they never showed Vera's face during the naked part. That's a tell tail sign right there. The UITA Trivia Section on IMDB has Vera saying she doesn't mind being naked in a movie but that she'd recently given birth and "the breast milk running down would have been inappropriate".

So anyway, here's some shots of Vera Farmiga (36) i didn't already exposé in my Orphan review.




Anna Kendrick (24) was super cute in her role of Natalie Keener, especially in the party scene when she lets her hair down, literally, and rocks out. i also already exposéd her in my Twilight: New Moon review so here are some different shots of her.





It's getting harder and harder to exposé Melanie Lynskey (32, who plays Ryan's sister Julie Bingham) after doin' her twice already, once for The Informant and another time for Away We Go. Still, i dug deep and found these:




There were also a slew of those fleeting beauties who flit across the screen in the blink of a wink. Here are those Silken Butterflies i hope to see lots more of...

First up, Adrienne Lamping who plays Tammy, one of Julie Bingham's Bridesmaids.



There's also Meagan Flynn (29) who plays a flight attendant (and wouldn't we all like to, at least once).



And it would be a mortal sin not to mention Erin McGrane, who is adorable as Ryan's neighbor / ex-love interest. If UITA lacks credibility, part of it is that in real life George Clooney would do everything in his power to win back this young lady's heart.




There's also Lanette Fugit (39), another flight attendant, though tragically uncredited.




To wrap this bad boy up, here are some shots of George Clooney (48) for those who prefer fuselage to hangar.





A Smoke

Drink: 2½ Shots

i should probably go a little higher here as there were enough drink references, but i've limited it to 2½ because booze didn't play a key role in the film.

When Ryan (George Clooney) and Alex (Vera Farmiga) meet in the hotel bar, he's drinking a gin & tonic and she's got a martini.

Natalie (Anna Kendrick) gets drunk with Ryan and Alex after her boyfriend dumps her by text message. They drink martinis, scotch & sodas, and then there's more drinking at the Tech party they crash. Hats off to Anna Kendrick who plays drunk with a believable amount of understatement.

The next morning, Natalie apologized for getting carried away, which i liked because i've had to do the same kinda post-binge groveling more than once.

There's also beer from mugs at the rehearsal dinner for Ryan's sister Julie's wedding.

When Ryan's sad, he drinks minibar bottles of Southern Comfort that he keeps in his own fridge in his apartment.

Finally, when Ryan hits the 10 million mile mark, the flight attendant (i'm pretty sure it's Meagan Flynn from above) gives him a glass of champagne.

A Smoke

Rock & Roll: 1 Shot

The soundtrack is pretty folky but not so bad even if it isn't rock.

What's also not rock is the cameo by Young MC at the tech party, singing his hit "Bust A Move".


Boring Technical Crap
Written by:

Walter Kim - Book

Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner - Screenplay

Directed by: Jason Reitman

Starring

Vera Farmiga - Alex Goran

Anna Kendrick - Natalie Keener

Melanie Lynskey - Julie Bingham

Adrienne Lamping - Tammy

Meagan Flynn - Flight Attendant

Erin McGrane - Dianne

Lanette Fugit - Flight Attendant

Kelly Bertha - Terminated Employee

George Clooney - Ryan Bingham

Bottom Line

See it, Up In The Air won't let you down.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

A Bar Stool Review of TWIGHLIGHT SAGA 2: NEW MOON


New Moon is Anemic



Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Done All Wrong (Music to read by)

Ramblings: New Moon Bites Then Sucks
Final Proof: 1½ Shots

You know how you drink with vampires? A new one comes into the bar every minute and there are so many of them because people will always want to be accepted and they figure if they join a vampire clique they'll be automatically cool. What they don't realize is every group has losers and leaders, the ins and the outs, the cool and the cold. An ass in a vampire costume is not hip, just an anemic in a black suit. Some vampires suck and others suck. The Twilight Saga: New Moon sucks, even if it is a vampire movie.

Have i told you i'm a vampire? Yeah, i don't talk about it much but i'm among friends here. i'm not the kind of vampire that puts on makeup, drinks Bloody Marys and wears my dead heart on my sleeve as i sulk around twisting my soul all day. i'm the kind of vampire that'll get you drunk and suck your innocence right out of you. Point being, i'm more generous with vampire movies than any other genre. The problem is, New Moon isn't a vampire movie, it's a teen romance. Twilight School Musical without the music.

Even Brandi Alexandra hated it, and she never hates movies.

i'm not gonna drive a stake in New Moon. Making fun of the tragic script, pale special effects and acting that basically boils down to one facial expression shot at different angles for over 2 hours is just too easy for my mad skills. Instead, i'd like to address all the younger vampires who have just walked into the bar.

Kids, vampires are alcoholics. They both need to drink to live, live mostly at night, are social outcasts labelled as monsters, feel like crap in the morning, have difficulties in relationships with those who are not of our kind... If you really want to be a vampire, the best way to start is to step up to the bar and let me pour you a glass of blood red wine.

Before we go deeper into the Den of Iniquity, i'm gonna have to card Dakota Fanning here. At 15, she's jailbait, but does a better job with her brief appearance than any of the others she shares the screen with.


Buzz Kills (Watch Out for Spoilers)

Sex: 2 Shots

No nudity in the movie. Nothing even approaching nudity. Nothing even thinking about having a layover in the same country as nudity. Honestly, the hottest thing about this movie is knowing that Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning kiss each other in the upcoming film, The Runaways (due out next year).



The New Moon talent is in the beauty, not on the screen. So go ahead and enjoy these pictures for free instead of shelling out 10 bones to see 2+ hours of crap.

Kristen Stewart has this great mouth with Cupid bow lips, and i also like her voice, which is pretty raspy for a 19-year-old. Imagine how cool she'll sound when she starts smoking and drinking whiskey older than she is...






Kristen Stewart Let's Me Know What She Thinks Of My Review

Anna Kendrick plays Jessica, Bella's high school friend. Kristen Stewart is 19 tears old, playing an 18-year-old. Anna, however, is 24 but looks cute dressing up like a teenager.





The other high school friend is 19-year-old Christian Serratos:



Ashley Greene (22) plays a Cullen kid vampire, Alice.



Rachelle Lefevre (30) is the badass vampire Victoria:



The fact that i don't remember her or her character (Rosalie Hale) neither prevents Nikki Reed (21) from being in the movie or me from posting a pic:


Ready For the Bar None

Finally, a silken butterfly. Model Noot Seear makes a brief appearance as Heidi, a chick who leads tourists to slaughter. Here's to hoping we see lots more of her:




In keeping with the repeated requests from the female patrons, i believe there were some guys in this movie.

Robert Pattinson:








And another guy named Taylor Lautner:


Shirt On



Shirt Off

A Smoke

Drink: 0 shots

The word 'beer' is pronounced once in the movie, when a motorcycle hood tries to pick up Bella.




A Smoke

Rock & Roll: 3½ Shots




The soundtrack is pretty decent, and fills out something like this...



  1. Death Cab For Cutie - Meet Me On The Equinox
  2. Band Of Skulls - Friends
  3. Thom Yorke - Hearing Damage
  4. Lykke Li - Possibility
  5. The Killers - A White Demon Love Song
  6. Anya Marina - Satellite Heart
  7. Muse - I Belong To You [New Moon Remix]
  8. Bon Iver & St. Vincent - Rosyln
  9. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Done All Wrong
  10. Hurricane Bells - Monsters
  11. Sea Wolf - The Violet Hour
  12. Ok Go - Shooting The Moon
  13. Grizzly Bear (with Victoria Legrand) - Slow Life
  14. Editors - No Sound But The Wind
  15. Alexandre Desplat - New Moon (The Meadow)
The trippy thing is, i'm not a huge Robert Pattinson fan because the only gift he has for acting is his good looks. Imagine my surprise (and chagrin), then, when i found out he's an extremely talented singer. On top of that, i love the style of song he sings. It makes me feel like a teenage girl to say i'm a Rob Pattinson (he bills himself as 'Rob' when it's for singing) fan, but there you have it. We can't choose the music we like... Let me know what you think.






Boring Technical Crap
Written by:

Stephenie Meyer (the novel)

Melissa Rosenberg (the screenplay)

Directed by: Chris Weitz

Starring

Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan

Anna Kendrick - Jessica

Christian Serratos - Angela

Ashley Greene - Alice Cullen

Rachelle Lefevre - Victoria

Nikki Reed - Rosalie Hale

Dakota Fanning - Jane

Noot Seear - Heidi

Robert Pattinson - Edward

Bottom Line
Don't see it.