Ramblings: Sherlock Homely
Final Proof: 2½ Shots
You know how you drink in strip clubs ? The action is good, the show is nice and the talent is there. You get a few drinks in you, you get a couple lap daces, you get your money's worth of entertainment but then you gotta take a leak and in walkin' back to the bathroom you see it out of the corner of your eyes, you feel it. Once you get away from the show you there's nothing but shadow and smoke: shadows under the curled edges of the tattered carpets and the stale smoke of other strangers' cigarettes. 'Cause at these kind of clubs, they do all right with the show but they ignore the little things that make it real. That's what Sherlock Holmes is like. 
